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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns


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"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"

-"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)
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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD


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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)


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velociraptorpunk:

chickem:

this was a childrens show

actually this show talked about sex and periods and making out and all that stuff frequently and to this day its like the only accurate portrayal of teenagers ive seen in media so yea

6teen
go watch it on netflix

(Source: vici0us)


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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)


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veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 


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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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humorking:

me auditioning to model

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